Ek shayar garibi se

Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..
daketi karne bank gaya
or
kaha..

Arz kiya hai..
"Taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
hands up..
koi apni jagah se nahi hilega...".

phir cashier se kaha..

kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,
jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do.

Girl To Kapil

Girl To KAPil
Girl:: BTaO To MerE 
UnderWear Mai KYA HAi ?
.
.jaldi btao
.
.btao na
.
.
.KAPIL:: elastic hi hoga nare 
wale underwear koi phenta nhi aj kal :'D

ABCD PARLI BOHOT

GANDHI BAT,
GANDHI BAT,
GANDHI BAT.

Baccha : Goodnight mummy

Baccha : Goodnight mummy ?
Mummy : Beta Goodnight..
.
Baccha : Goodnight Daddy ?
.
Dad : Goodnight Beta.
.
.
Baccha (Frustated) : Arey !!! 
Goodnight
kidar hai puch raha hu..!!!
Macchar kaat rahe hai..!

Wo Ro-Ro Kar

Wo Ro-Ro Kar Kehti Rahi
Mujhe Nafrat
Hai Tumse..
.
.
Magar 1 Sawal Aaj Bhi
Pareshan Kiye
Huye Hai..
..
Ki Agar Nafrat Hi Thi To Wo
Itna Royi
Kyun..?

Ummid aisi ho

Ummid aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare, 
Rah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare, 
Mahak kabhi kam na ho apni dosti ki, 
Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare! 

Kya jane kab

Kya jane kab maut ka paigam ayega, 
Na jane kab zindagi ki sham aaJaye, 
Hame to bas us din ka intezar hai, 
Jab ye zindagi apke kam aaJaye..! 

Yad ayi mujhe

Yad ayi mujhe jab apki, 
Dil ne mehasus ki kami apki, 
Ye arzoo nahi ki apko sataye ham, 
Bas itna kafi hai apko bhi yad aye ham..! 

Wo kehte hai

Wo kehte hai majboor hai ham, 
Na chahte hue bhi dur hai ham, 
Churali unhone hamari Dil ki dhadkane, 
Phir bhi kehte hai bekasoor hai ham!

Zindagi itni dard bhari

Zindagi itni dard bhari Kyun hai, 
Dard apko hai to takleef hamein Kyun hai, 
Mere pal pal ki khabar rakhne wale dost, 
Tu aj mujse bekhabar Kyun hai.? 

Unhe to adat he

Unhe to adat he zakhm dene ki, 
Apni to fitrat hai gam chupane ki, 
Ab to adat si pad gayi hai ansu pi jane ki, 
Kya hasin saja mili hai Dil lagane ki!!!